Nasty new supervillain in Parkdale

Sad, frightening, but apparently true. There is a vile new villain roaming the streets of Parkdale. The Man of Steel himself succumbed to the powers of this as yet un-named evildoer simply by laying eyes on him. I was happily scooting through the climber at the Albert Crosland Park, chased by my daughter, when I came across the horrifying news. Our laughter was instantly silenced. You can be sure we walked home immediately with our eyes tight shut lest we too fall victim to this malefactor.